An editor writes about the important, yet obscure, language mistakes everyone makes.
We: Hello, Smart-Ass! Did you get a haircut?Smart-Ass: I got a lot of hairs cut.We: No. We stressed only the first syllable--haircut--not both--hair cut. It was a trochee, not a spondee.Smart-Ass: What?
everybody hates a literalist
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